The following dialogue took place between me and one of my best friends, Crista, who is currently working on her graduate degree at Virginia Commonwealth University in Richmond, VA.
Crista: There is no such thing as too much information between friends
ME: Especially in our special friendship. Because we are very special, right?
Crista: Yes, our friendship is very special...you mean like a "special bus" don't you?
ME: some may say that...especially when they see how happy I get when I show them the pooping toys that someone bought me
Crista: I've been looking for more pooping toys....but I can't find any more for you! Maybe that's the kind of store we should open!
ME: YES! Oh my gosh. That is it. A Poop store... EVERYTHING POOPS!
Crista: That's the name of the store right there....big neon lights "EVERYTHING POOPS"!Just think of all the poop merchandise we could make!
ME: what would the parents of the kids Brad works with think?
Crista: They'd probably be there for the grand opening!
ME: I'm totally doing it.
Crista: I give us both equal credit for the creation of "Everything Poops", because of course we will have to be equal partners in this venture.
ME: I like more fake poo and just the word. I wasn't all that happy that I had to wipe poo off my desk chair after I rolled over a kitty turd that mysteriously ended up outside of her litter box.
Crista: fake poo is definitely better.
ME: choco poo is the best - when it comes out of toy butts.
Crista: We could have little piles of choco poo all over the store. Like a choco herd of something had spent some time in there. The ideas are coming easier now....I can't stop!
ME: You know I'm going to have to write about this in my blog, right?
Crista: There is no such thing as too much information between friends
ME: Especially in our special friendship. Because we are very special, right?
Crista: Yes, our friendship is very special...you mean like a "special bus" don't you?
ME: some may say that...especially when they see how happy I get when I show them the pooping toys that someone bought me
Crista: I've been looking for more pooping toys....but I can't find any more for you! Maybe that's the kind of store we should open!
ME: YES! Oh my gosh. That is it. A Poop store... EVERYTHING POOPS!
Crista: That's the name of the store right there....big neon lights "EVERYTHING POOPS"!Just think of all the poop merchandise we could make!
ME: what would the parents of the kids Brad works with think?
Crista: They'd probably be there for the grand opening!
ME: I'm totally doing it.
Crista: I give us both equal credit for the creation of "Everything Poops", because of course we will have to be equal partners in this venture.
ME: I like more fake poo and just the word. I wasn't all that happy that I had to wipe poo off my desk chair after I rolled over a kitty turd that mysteriously ended up outside of her litter box.
Crista: fake poo is definitely better.
ME: choco poo is the best - when it comes out of toy butts.
Crista: We could have little piles of choco poo all over the store. Like a choco herd of something had spent some time in there. The ideas are coming easier now....I can't stop!
ME: You know I'm going to have to write about this in my blog, right?
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Wow Um your post is very....intresting...Sounds like a sweet idea tho!!!Hehe!I would totally go there!!I think....Ur guys are special like that!!Anywho!Oh and I dont know what you heard about my Saturday nite but I didnt have to go to the hospital after all...We called 911 and they came over and then it was all good i guess...Hehe they had those lil packets for when people pass out!!Woah!!!!SO yea!!Its all good now!!!So talk to u tomorrow!!!!!!!!
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